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Post  Fullmetal tr on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:46 am

That's awesome XD I'm glad they speak English in Ireland, then XD
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Post  Havoc on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:48 am

Too fucking bad they don't speak fucking English in fucking Moscow. Fuck, I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb.
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Post  Fullmetal tr on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:49 am

It's ok. You'll have Jordan, at least. And you said Jeremy picked it up well? XD
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Post  Havoc on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:57 am

Yeah =_= Stupid Jeremy.

Jordan: "Well, if you won't let me teach you Russian, how about I teach you the violin?"
Me: "No, Jordan."
Jeremy: "It's nyet, Rachel."
Me: "I don't speak Russian, damn it!"
Dad: "Neither do I."
Jordan: "No, Gray, you know some Russian!"
Dad: "Just your incoherent babbles when we--"
Jordan: "*cough*SHUT UP.*cough*"
Dad: "... Dance."
Me: "Dance."
Dad: "... He's been trying to teach me how to classical dance. It's coming along quite well, I suppose."
Jeremy: "Ooh, I wanna see!"
Dad: "... Some other time, when it's convenient."

Fail, you guys. Dad has no coordination. And yeah, he really does talk like a stuffed-shirt.
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Post  Fullmetal tr on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:59 am

Ah, I see XD Anyway, I'm going to bed now. I just accidentally saw the Pete Wentz nude pics and I'm taking it as my cue to log off now =w=
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Post  Havoc on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:35 pm

Apparently, Chris got a perfect score on something, because he was very, very happy about it.

Chris: "I GOT A PERFECT SCORE! CELEBRATORY STREAK! *starts taking off shirt*"
Kyle: "Whoa there, buddy. *stops Chris* Has Joe been a bad influence on you lately?"
Chris: "Mm, yeah, he's been a bad boy."
Seth: "... Yeah, you're Italian."
Chris: "You're just unappreciative of my beautifully sculpted body."
Random Girl Walking By: "I appreciate it. Please, continue."
Chris: "... Um... do I know you?"

... Um... do you have any common sense?
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Post  Fullmetal tr on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:37 pm

Italians, dude. They're crazy people =w=

Milk Breath: "*across the stage from me* Dude, what are you doing?"
Me: "Your mom =_="
Milk Breath: "Your dad!"
Me: "Pete Wentz!"
Milk Breath: "Not true, those pictures scared you!"

In the middle of play practice =w=
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Post  Havoc on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:54 pm

Gotta love those Italians. And awesome xD Milk Breath is my hero xD
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Post  Havoc on Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:57 pm

... Because Josh is... you know what, I don't know what he is.

Teacher: "Young man, do not pick-pocket that boy!"
Josh: "... Huh?"
Teacher: "Hand out of his back pocket, sir."
Josh: "... Oh, you think I'm pick-pocketing? Nah. Just taking it easy."
Teacher: "Joshua, get your hand out of his pocket now or else it's the principal's office for you."
Josh: "Fine."
Kyle: "... Wait, your hand is in my pocket?"

It's weird how some teachers call him 'Joshua' xD It's really fun to piss him off and call him 'Joshua Isaiah'. Only Kyle can do it without him getting angry. I think it's a nice name for a guy, though :3
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Post  Aikawa on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:58 pm

((Dude, History is the best class ever. No one pays attention.))

Kid: "ELAINE!"
Me: "Hmm?"
Kid: "CHECK THIS OUT! *throws paper airplaine at me*"
Me: "Cool."
Kid: "NO, IT'S AN AMERICAN PLANE. I JUST KILLED YOU, STUPID GERMAN."
Me: "YOU WISH. *makes paper airplane and throws it back*"
Kid: "YOU JUST DECLARED WAR!"
Me: "THE WAR WAS ALREADY DECLARED."

We were having a paper airplane battle in the back of the room.

Kid: "*throws one at Chris* HAHA, I JUST HIT YOUR ALLY! VICTORY!"
Chris: "EXCUSE ME?!"
Me: "*throws one at Kyle* AND I JUST GOT YOURS."
Kid: "HE'S FRANCE. HE DOESN'T MATTER."
Kyle: "... Um..."

Rach, I need Frankie's boyfriend's cellphone number so I can recruit him as Japan. Can you email me it?
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Post  Havoc on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:58 pm

Yeah, sure, no problem. You lose his number or something?
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Post  Aikawa on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:00 am

No, no, remember that he stole my phone and deleted his number so that way I couldn't contact him? Because I kept forwarding him those texts.
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:28 am

So, Rachel, while you were on a daaaaaaaate, I hung out with Kyle and Chris and Frankie at the mall. And we saw Seth and his friend from London...? Small world it is. Yeah, his name is Albert.

Albert: "Hi, I'm Albert. Nice to meet--"
Chris: "Dude, you saw Alice in Wonderland, too? Yeah, I always hate how whenever I see movies where people talk with British accents, that I feel like I should talk with one too. But don't worry, it'll pass."
Albert: "... Uh... I'm from London."
Chris: "Yeah? My dad is from Warsaw and my mom is from Florence. Cool, right? Yeah, I know it is. Our friend Tyler is from Puerto Rico. And another of our friends' dad's boyfriend is Russian. He used to live in Moscow. That friend's boyfriend's parents are diehard Americans. I'm pretty sure they're part of the KKK. My boyfriend's family is also from Italy, you know? And Aik--Elaine's family hails from Germany. Kyle here is French!"
Kyle: "Bonjour."
Chris: "We're fluent in our languages. Like, I know Italian, Polish, and sign language. Joe only knows Italian, but that's okay, I love him anyway. Even if he's not as cultured as me. But he takes off his shirt a lot, and he's built really nice, so it's okay. Tyler knows Spanish. Kyle speaks French. Aikawa knows all German. I'm pretty sure her parents are still followers of Hitler."
Me: "Hey!"
Chris: "Are you fluent in English?"
Kyle: "... Wow, Chris, did you seriously just ask him that?"
Chris: "Yes. Why?"
Albert: "*overwhelmed* Um... you mentioned you were Italian?"
Chris: "Half. And half Polish."
Albert: "Ah, that explains it. Well, I--"
Chris: "Yeah, it's an awesome combination. As you can tell. I mean, really. Have you ever seen anything so stunning as I? You've got to meet my boyfriend sometime. Talk about a work of art. *whistles* And you have to meet Kyle's boyfriend. He's, like, fucking tall."
Me: "So is Jeremy."
Chris: "Yeah, KKK kid is, like, freakishly fucking ridiculously tall. It's kind of scary. And the chick he dates is short than me. Hell, she's shorter than Kyle!"
Albert: "I'm sorry, but do you keep saying boyfriend?"
Chris: "Yes."
Albert: "Okay, that's what I thought. Well, Seth, I'm sorry to tell you but... I kind of have to leave."
Seth: "Sorry--"
Chris: "No, stay! I think English accents are cool! Oh, wait, I forgot all about Frankie! She's a musical prodigy. Legit."
Albert: "Frankie?"
Frankie: "Hello."
Albert: "Nice to--"
Chris: "GET THIS. Her boyfriend's name is Reagan!"
Albert: "... meet you."
Frankie: "Chris likes meeting new people."
Albert: "Yeah, I--"
Chris: "My real name is Christopher. Like Christopher Columbus. He discovered America, you know. Italians are geniuses."
Albert: "Actually, the Native--"
Chris: "We have a whole dedicated to him and his awesomeness and his being Italian. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, and we had Galileo. Kyle had no one, because he's French."
Kyle: "Yeah, fuck you, Christopher."
Chris: "You're just bitter because your middle name is Aimé."
Kyle: "Yours is... I don't even know how to pronounce your middle name."
Chris: "Because it's Italian. And because you're uncultured. It's Anastasio."
Frankie: "Mine is Chloe!"
Albert: "Oh, that's--"
Chris: "Thanks! It's Italian."
Albert: "I--"
Seth: "WE HAVE TO GO. OKAY? I'LL SEE YOU LATER, GUYS."
Chris: "Ciao, Seth!"

Yeah. No, that really happened. You know how Chris gets around new people.
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Post  Havoc on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:31 am

Dude, no way xD I soooooo wish I was there to see that. Fuck, man, Chris just says whatever comes to his mind first. He does have a habit for interrupting people. Poor Albert. And Seth. I bet he was just standing there, squirming awkwardly? xD And I can't believe Tyler wasn't there with him. He's always with Tyler. That is so weird xD Definitely a small world. Is he as hot as I remember?
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:34 am

Yeah, Seth was standing there, blushing xD But he loves us, so it's okay xD Apparently Tyler had previous engagements. Yeah, I asked Seth where he was xD Yeah, definitely as hot. Kyle was basically drooling.
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Post  Fullmetal tr on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:58 pm

Italians are weird. That's all I have to say.
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Post  Havoc on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:03 pm

Yeah, they are. DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE KYLE'S COUSINS ARE STAYING OVER HIS HOUSE NEXT WEEKEND. We are so going over there.
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:04 pm

I KNOW, KYLE CALLED ME TOO. I miss Edgar :3
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Post  Havoc on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:05 pm

Oh, Ed is short for Edgar? Nobody told me...
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:15 pm

Oh, that's right, you weren't there. Come to think of it, I don't where you guys were, but it was just me, Josh, Kyle, and Ed standing around.

Josh: "So, what's Ed short for?"
Ed: "You wanna know? How about you tell me what Josh is short for."
Josh: "Why should I tell you?"
Ed: "Hmm, seems as if we're on the same page, then."
Josh: "No, seriously, I was just asking nicely."
Ed: "Same here."
Josh: "Fine, it's short for Joshua."
Ed: "... Mine's short for Edgar."
Josh: "That sounds... regal."
Ed: "Yeah, but I just go by Ed. Edgar is embarrassing. All the girls think it's cute, and then they try to hug me and stuff."
Josh: "Nice, dude. Use that your advantage."
Ed: "No way, girls are gross."
Josh: "... *looks at Kyle* So it is hereditary!"
Kyle: "*facepalm*"
Me: "*giggles*"
Ed: "It's not funny! See, girls are mean!"
Me: "..."

Yeah.


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Post  Havoc on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:17 pm

... Ohmygod. I love that kid so much. He's like a mini-Kyle, only... kind of angry.
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:29 pm

Yeah, Kyle was a happy kid :3 Ed, not so much. The only think Kyle was angry about was his mom. I remember when Kyle first came over my house.

Mom: "When is your mother coming to pick you up?"
Kyle: "Oh, no, my aunt is picking me up."
Mom: "Oh? Where's your mother?"
Kyle: "I don't know. France, maybe?"
Mom: "... Well..."
Dad: "French people. You would have thought their failures would have taught them a lesson."
Mom: "Dear, calm down."
Kyle: "... Your dad scares me."
Me: "I know."
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Post  Havoc on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:30 pm

Fail xD Yeah, your dad is kind of scary.
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Post  Aikawa on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:38 pm

I know.
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Post  Havoc on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:56 pm

... Oops.

Dad: "My company keeps pushing the whole 'go green' thing."
Me: "... Instead of red."
Dad: "*actually amused* Good one. But communism isn't going to come over here."
Me: "Already has. *points to Jordan*"
Jordan: "*offended* You had best not make that joke in Moscow."

Damn it >.>
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