Ivan the Soviet

Like Dora the Explorer, but for communists.

I guess I'll be Ivan the Soviet, and the Italies if they ever decide to pop up...

The other countries are up for grabs! If we ever need more, somebody can just randomly be one, okay?

Oh, hey, screw you for not putting up Germancest. Americest, but no Germancest? Jeez.

I guess I've got dibs on Germany and Prussia.

Whoa, no France/Canada? Fuck that. I see you put Russia/China as the first choice, Colonel. Well--NO. NOT MY OTP. SUCK IT. MY OTP WILL FOREVER BE SWEDEN/FINLAND.

I call Canada and Finland and Korea! Depends on whoever gets an appearance.

Colonel, seriously, you should be America. Your location is listed as 'AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!'

Um, stop being such retards. It's obvious France/England is the best pairing out there. And Switzerland/Austria is cute.

I call China! Yay, Colonel gets to stalk me! And I guess I'll be whoever else you need, too. Like France. I'LL BE FRANCE, TOO.

Yeah, you need to be America, too, Colonel.

Oh, favorite Marukaite Chikyuu? (Is that even how you spell it? D:)

For me, it's a tie between Japan and England.

GERMANY'S IS THE BEST.

Wow, never would have guessed that.

You don't count, Aikawa.

For me, it's a tie between Russia, China, England, and America. Hell, I love them all! Have you heard Poland and Lithuania's? Dude, the translation is HILARIOUS.

Speaking of Marukaite Chikyuu:



I like Russia's music best, then France's, then England's (I like how bagpipes sound, okay?), then China's.

Also, England's outfit makes me crack up. And the whole France/England one was awesome.

OHMYGOD YAO'S GOT AN ERHU.

Ahaha, I love the Russia/China one xD

Russia: "Become one with mother Russia, da?"
China: "No, aru D:"
Russa: "Da, you will."
China: "IF YOU INSIST, ARU."

Ugh, I'm so jealous D: I want an erhu!

But, GOD, I love Feliciano's outfit! I want to go back so badly!

Also, WTF is up with Kiku's hat? Or it just a Japanese thing and I'm an ignorant American?

Oh, and Ivan really makes me want to be a Russian.