Awkward Conversations/Moments

Yes, please do. XD

See, it's Revolution! You need the exclamation point, or else it's no good. And yes, I shall email. And the waiter at Le Shio's name was Ryan xD

Him: "My name is Ryan--"
Me: "ROSS."
Mom: "Marci."

I don't think he heard me TwT

Hope not. =w=

I wish he did xD I mean, I told that kid flat out he looked like Ryan Ross xD Oh, and SENT.

Even my internet friends are crazy xD I felt the need to share this because... well, you'll see. I knew Dad was coming to pick me up from school, since Jeremy has to spend the weekend with his parents (and possibly longer if we're snowed in on Monday to whenever), but apparently Josh's mom made Brent pick up Josh for some 'bonding time'. He was attempting to talk to my dad.

Josh: "So, what's going on here?"
Brent: "I think something's up with Rachel's father."
Josh: "Yeah, you just noticed?"
Me: "Fuck off, Josh. What's up, Brent?"
Brent: "He says he can't hear what I'm saying."
Me: "DAD, ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEARING AID?!"
Dad: "YES."
Me: "IS IT ON?!"
Dad: "... *fixes it*"
Me: "BETTER?!"
Dad: "STOP YELLING AT ME."
Me: "Yeah, he's cool."
Brent: "... Okay. You were telling me you're only thirty-nine?"
Dad: "Yeah."
Brent: "*hands Dad a card* ... Call me anytime. Let's go, Josh."
Dad: "... I thought he was dating Josh's mom?"
Me: "... He wasn't asking you out on a date. He's a psychologist."
Dad: "Oh. You might want this more than me."

Wow, love you too.

Oh, first time Chris came over my house and ate dinner with us. We all started eating, and he goes:

Chris: "... Don't you say grace?"
Dad: "... Are we supposed to?"
Chris: "Yes."
Dad: "... Okay then."

And then we said grace awkwardly, because it's not like any of us remembered the words, and after, Chris picks up his glass and is like:

Chris: "What are you doing?"
Dad: "... We said grace, now we're eating."
Chris: "No, no, you pick up your glass, knock it against every one else's, and say 'Salud!', or 'Cheers!' if you want to be a stupid American. What is wrong you?"
Dad: "Crazy Italians."

Is it just Chris and his family, or all Italians? Because whenever I eat dinner over Chris's or Joe's house, they always do that. You too, Colonel?

Yeah, I was confused as hell the first time I ate at Colonel's house. XD

Yeah, yeah, my family too xD It's always awkward whenever I eat over someone's house and they have no idea what I'm doing xD

FULLMETAL xD I remember eating over your house, and you guys were like, "... What are you doing?"

Yeah, and then you ate all the tater tots XDD

Tater tots are awesome, just saying. My friends and I have been conversing over the phone using multiple-way calling xD I didn't even know my phone could do that. Seriously, talk about awkward sexual phone conversations.

Jeremy: "Current favorite song?"
Josh: "Sugar, We're Goin Down."
Me: "Why?"
Josh: "Rachel, are you questioning its awesomeness?"
Me: "No, I'm just wondering."
Josh: "Because my boyfriend is damn sexy when he swings his hips."
Jeremy: "... Okay. Moving on--"
Chris: "I like Hot Mess!"
Me: "Wh--"
Chris: "BECAUSE I am one. Obviously."
Me: "... Obviously."
John: "No, you're just Italian, Chris."
Chris: "A fucking awesome Italian. Though, saying that is kind of redundant, since 'fucking awesome' and 'Italian' are synonyms."
Kyle: "And fucking awesome kisser."
Chris: "Fuck yeah. You French people are also really fucking awesome at it."
Kyle: "Fuck yeah, why do you think Josh sticks around? My fucking awesome swinging hips and hot lips."
Chris: "Good one. You should be a poet."
Kyle: "Fuck yeah, Chris!"
Frankie: "... Eloquent."
Chris's Mom: "STOP CUSSING, CHRISTOPHER!"

Do all Europeans love themselves and think they're 'fucking awesome'?

Frankie's Boyfriend: "Is your Q still broken?"
Me: "Yep."
Frankie's Boyfriend: "I'll fix it."
Me: "As long as you promise not to 'fix' any of the other letters."

Irish are pretty laid back, when they're sober. :/ And "Fuck yeah" is my favorite phrase of all time.

Yesterday, after dinner, my nine year old sister walked into us.
Dad: "Hey sweetie, what's up?"
Sister: "*all in one breath* It was so cool! Helen [four year old sister] went into the sitting room and saw all the books and she was like "For Pete's Sake, I just cleaned these up!" and I thought she was talking about Pete Wentz but she wasn't."
Dad: "*glares at me*"

"Fuck yeah" is possibly one of the best phrases ever xD Oh, while watching MTV with my friends, an MTV commercial with Pete Wentz came on. Yep. It was talking about the horrors of leaked pictures. Bravo, Mr. Wentz, you made an MTV commercial against 'sexting'.

Kyle: "... Whoa, was that Peter Went?"
Me: "What?"
Kyle: "A commercial with Peter Went just came on."
Me: "Seriously?"
Kyle: "Fuck yeah. It'll come on again."
(Later.)
Josh: "... NICE, KYLE! THAT WAS PETE WENTZ! FUCK YEAH!"
Me: "... On an anti-sexting commercial. How the hell did you catch that before us, Kyle?"
Kyle: "I notice these things."
Me: "You don't even know his name."
Kyle: "Of course I do. It's Peter Went."
Chris: "Wentz, Kyle."
Kyle: "WAIT. YOU PRONOUNCE THE 'Z'?!"
Chris: "... Yeah."
Kyle: "OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS A SILENT 'Z'!!"
Chris: "You thought the 'z' was silent. When the fuck in the English language has there been a silent 'z'? You know what, don't answer that."

... I love you, Chris. And yes, he wasn't joking when he said he thought it was a silent 'z'. And no joke about the commercial, either. It was awesome.

Seth: "... THEY SHOWED A PICTURE OF HIS... BLURRED OUT?!"

I accidentally found those pictures of...Peter Went. o.o I barely escaped alive.

And silent Z? Although there is a silent h in Stumph. :/

Yeah, we explained to Kyle the 'h' is silent, but he said, "A silent 'h'? Now that's stupid." (Says the silent 'z' kid). So we just told him it was all a joke, and there really is no 'h'. So we just let him call Patrick 'Stumpy' >.> And yeah, I saw those too o.o No, correction, Aikawa did, called me, and screamed, "HOLY FUCK, RACHEL, PETE WENTZ'S DICK IS ON THE INTERNET!" Seriously. Why? Because she's a crazy German. And then, as a joke, we sent a link to Frankie It was awesome.

I'm sure. =w= Meanwhile, I'm freaking scarred for life. THANKS A LOT, PETE WENTZ. Oh, have you guys been off all week too? Because we have tomorrow off. ;D

Yeah, we had off all week. My house has been the 'hangout spot' the entire week =_= Jeremy is still stuck with his parents. He's with us via telephone. His parents might be getting a divorce O: I guess his dad finally got some common sense. I mean, his mom is a fucking witch. Jeremy knows it too, so I don't feel bad saying it xD

O: NO WAY. That...wow, that sucks, but yeah. You know what I mean. And we slept over at Colonel's and watched Disney movies.

I know O: It's awesome. His mom is so not invited to my wedding. We're having one where his family is invited, and then we're having a real one with just us, my family, and our closest friends. I think it's a great idea xD He wants his mom to be there, though. He's like, "But my mom is important to me. I hate her, but she's my family." Dude, a good 1/3 of our acquaintances are black. No. And awesome about the Disney movies Everyone just kind of invited themselves to my house. And then we partied to loud music.

Dad: "QUIT SWINGING YOUR HIPS SUGGESTIVELY! YOU'RE RUINING THE SONG! ESPECIALLY YOU, FRENCHIE!"
Kyle: "He said 'swinging'. I have to swing my hips. It's, like, an unspoken rule."
Dad: "IT IS NOT."
Kyle: "Um, yeah, it is."
Dad: "I don't swing my hips."
Kyle: "Yeah, but that's because you're old, Mr. Rachel's Dad!"
Dad: "Josh doesn't swing his hips."
Kyle: "That's okay though. He watches."
Dad: "... I won't even comment. And you, Italian, you should know better. You're the one with the common sense."
Chris: "I'm sorry, but a chance for me to swing my sinfully Italian hips came, and I cannot turn it down."
Jeremy: "*on the phone* ... What the hell is going on?"
Dad: "AND YOU, THE GEEK! WHY ARE YOU SWINGING YOUR HIPS?!"
Frankie's Boyfriend: "... Are you talking to me or Seth?"
Dad: "WHATEVER! *storms out angrily*"
Kyle: "... I hate it when your dad is PMSy, Rachel."

Yeah, I love you too, Kyle.

Oh, just about all of my friends hate Pete Wentz. For 'breaking up the band'.

Chris: "*is looking through magazine* They're talking about FOB."
Seth: "It's a tragedy of life."
Tyler: "Nope, it's a sin."
Seth: "Haha, aren't you funny?"
Chris: "It says 'what happened?'"
Josh: "Really should say 'what the fuck did Pete do this time?'"
Kyle: "Ashlee Simpson."
Aikawa: "Good one."
Kyle: "Fuck yeah."
Chris: "Andy and Joe have started another band called 'The Damned Things'."
Frankie's Boyfriend: "You should join, Josh."
Josh: "You're funny."
Chris: "Patrick is doing something solo."
Kyle: "Who?"
Joe: "Stumpy."
Kyle: "HE'S HOT."
Chris: "On fire. Sssssssss. Oh, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift broke up."
Seth: "Yeah. Did you also know Michael Jackson is dead?"
Chris: "Funny, Seth, laugh it up."
Seth: "I am."
Chris: "Oh, and here's some stuff about Justin Bieber."
Joe: "I can't stand him. He says 'shawty', and I'm like, dude, no, you're as white as the snow outside."
Tyler: "Says the guy who ran out there shirtless."
Joe: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Yes, he did run outside shirtless. I <3 Seth :3 He's really being himself with us!! He told us that we're his best friends! I LOVE SETH.

Frankie: "Ah, Fall Out Boy, thanks for the memories."
Josh: "Fail."

And then we tried to teach Jordan the Guilty Pleasure dance xD Talk about fail.

...

Jeremy: "Good morning!"
Dad: "... What the fuck are you doing here?"
Jeremy: "I used the spare key to get in last night."
Dad: "... Wait, you snuck in here in, like, the middle of the night?"
Jeremy: "Yeah. Don't worry--I slept on the couch!"
Dad: "Do your parents know?"
Jeremy: "No, I don't think so."
Dad: "... Oh, okay. Well, just... Whatever. It's too early to deal with your delinquent behavior."

I woke up, went downstairs, and he was just kind of in the kitchen o.o And now he's snowed in with us. Good one.

Why can't we go anywhere without causing a scene? Eating dinner at a restaurant:

Josh: "MOTHERFUCKER!"
Kyle: "What happened?!"
Josh: "I hit my head on the doorway."
Frankie: "... Maybe you should duck."
Josh: "Yeah. Thanks."
Jeremy: "Thanks for the warning, man."
Josh: "Oh, fuck off."
Hostess: "... So, do you want a table, or... maybe some ice...?"

... The situation explains itself.

And a happy birthday to Kyle Gotta love him. Everyone's going to his house for a party this weekend ;D And by everyone, yeah, everyone. Even parents. And Chris's mom is bringing food. Lots and lots of food. But we all went over to Josh's house today to celebrate with just us, the original six of us (Josh, Kyle, Aikawa, Frankie, Jeremy and yours truly). Yeah, Brent was there. Oh, and before I start, awesome school moment:

Black Kid: "*walks up to Jeremy*"
Jeremy: "... Hello?"
Black Kid: "Dude, I'm black and you're a ginger. How the hell are you taller than me?"
Jeremy: "... Genetics?"
Black Kid: "Do you play basketball?"
Jeremy: "No."
Black Kid: "You should. *walks away*"

And then Frankie made a joke saying that was 'pretty odd' and we all started laughing, and poor Kyle just goes, "I don't get it." He doesn't get much, really, so it's okay xD Even Frankie's boyfriend got it. Yeah, he still has no name. Oh, despite it being Kyle's birthday, there are still jackasses out there. So, Kyle and I were talking, and this guy just comes up and goes,

Guy: "So, I heard through the grapevine it's your birthday."
Kyle: "... Yeah..."
Guy: "Maybe somebody will finally give you heterosexuality."
Me: "Yeah, well--"
Kyle: "No, it's okay. He's just bitter because he's blue-collar and middle class. Not worth the effort. See these clothes, dick? Name brands. D&G, Prada. Go back to Goodwill."
Guy: "I'll have you know--"
Kyle: "That you need a loan? Sorry, but my business expertise lies within the areas of architecture and construction."
Guy: "Whatever. You're just a loser, anyway."
Kyle: "Please, do remind me which one of us owns a hybrid car. So, just run along. Go play with your little friends and don't bother me anymore."
Guy: "I HAVE A POOL IN MY BACKYARD."
Kyle: "That's great. At least you'll have a way to cool off when you're family has run out of enough money to pay the electric bill and the air conditioning turns off. Oh, and just a little tidbit of information, I have a pool and a hot tub. So yeah. Suck. On. That."
Guy: "*walks away angrily*"
Kyle: "... That felt good. But, sorry if I made you mad, Rachel. I didn't mean anything that I said."
Me: "... No, no. That was awesome. Fuck yeah, Kyle."

Seriously. Fuck yeah. I've never seen Kyle flaunt his money in anyone's face, no matter how much of a dick they are. I guess he was just fed up :/ I would be too. Especially if it was my birthday. I have no idea where Josh was. And then we had a discussion in History about a book I didn't read o.o

Teacher: "Rachel, what did you think of it?"
Me: "... What?"
Teacher: "Of the book. You're thoughts?"
Me: "It was... great."
Teacher: "Oh, really? ^-^"
Me: "Yeah, totally."
Teacher: "What was your favorite section?"
Me: "... Oh, you know... I can't pick one thing. It was all really good."
Teacher: "Indeed. Did you agree with the author?"
Me: "... Somewhat. I did find her--"
Mason: "*cough* HIS."
Me: "--his views very informative, though. It really did give me a better outlook."
Teacher: "That's wonderful. I'm glad you liked it! Okay, next person..."
Mason: "*whispering* ... Did you even read it?"
Me: "I don't even know what we were supposed to read."
Mason: "... The Jungle. By Upton Sinclair."
Me: "Oh. When's the test?"
Mason: "We're not having a test on it. Fuck, I wouldn't have read it if I had known that I could have just lied through my teeth. How do you do it?"
Kid Behind Me: "She's a girl. Girls can do that."
Mason: "Damn. Some days, I wish I was a girl. Oh, speaking of girls, isn't it your friend Kyle's birthday?"

... Awesome. To both the book that I didn't read, and to Mason.

Anyway, I'll tell you stories from Josh's later ;D Tomorrow. When I'm not seriously tired xD Night, y'all.

HE HAS A NAME. OHMYGOD HE HAS A NAME.

Kid: "HEY, REAGAN!"
Frankie's Boyfriend: "*turns around* Hey!"
Kid: "You--"
Kyle: "REAGAN."
Frankie's Boyfriend: "What?"
Kyle: "HE SAID REAGAN. YOU RESPONDED. YOU HAVE A NAME. AND IT'S REAGAN?"
Frankie's Boyfriend: "... Yeah, it's Reagan."
Kyle: "YOUR NAME IS REAGAN! RACHEL--"
Me: "I KNOW. OHMYGOD."

Frankie and Reagan. OhmyGOD, he has a name... I'm still calling him Frankie's Boyfriend.

NO WAY.