Awkward Conversations/Moments

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THAT'S SHANE'S GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

... That is awesome. Yeah, it's an awesome name xD

But apparently, all of his friends call him 'FB' (Frankie's Boyfriend xD), and they rarely use his actual name xD He explained that to us later. And then we told Josh.

Josh: "... So your name is Reagan?"
Frankie's Boyfriend: "Yeah."
Josh: "... Like Ronald Reagan?"
Frankie's Boyfriend: "No."
Josh: "... Oh. Well. Okay then. You know, I would so beat you up for having a chick name right now if you weren't dating, like, my sister."
Frankie's Boyfriend: "Yeah. Thanks. Glad to know we're still sort of friends."

Oh, and has anyone seen Hetalia: Axis Powers?

Dude, yes, that was funny as anything xD It was so true.

I KNOW xD Dude, America just keeps going "I'M THE HERO!" and France keeps making sexual passes at everyone xD And Germany's just like, "Damn it, Italy. =_=" the entire thing xD It's so funny because it's SO TRUE. And dude, they got France spot on. He looks EXACTLY like Kyle. I mean, with the long, wavy blonde hair and big eyes and extreme femininity xD It's so freaking hilarious.

THAT IS AWESOME xD And dude, you've gotta love America. All he ever does is eat is a hamburger and say "I'm the hero!" That's his catchphrase, like, legit xD And Germany is the best. And dude, Russia. It's great. And Italy is the most epic ever xD

You guys remember that game from elementary school? The whole 'King of the Hill' thing? Yeah, we played that in Chris's gigantic backyard today It's still fun in high school. Everyone played with us, parents included. It was Jeremy, Josh, Kyle, Frankie, Frankie's Boyfriend, Aikawa, John, Tyler, Seth, Chris, Joe, Dad, Jordan, Aikawa's parents, Chris's dad, and me Most. Fun. Ever. Especially in the snow. We just played, like, four hours of hardcore King of the Hill.

Chris: "Teams?"
Aikawa: "*grabs John* WE ARE TEAM GERMANY!"
Joe: "*grabs Chris* THEN WE ARE TEAM ITALY!"
Aikawa: "Wait, so does that mean you have to join our team?"
Joe: "... I guess."
Aikawa: "Damn it."
Aikawa's parents: "We also join you're team."
Chris's Dad: "As do I, in the name of Poland, my homeland."
Frankie: "Yeah, well, I have my boyfriend, who is part everything! WE ARE TEAM AMERICA."
Jordan: "*grabs Dad* We are Russia!"
Dad: "But I'm not Russian."
Jordan: "... You are now. Temporarily. I just decided."
Kyle: "JOSH AND I GET TO BE FRANCE."
Josh: "Hell no."
Kyle: "... Why not?"
Josh: "Seriously, do you want to lose that badly?"
Kyle: "Shut the fuck up. We are France. We'll win!"
Josh: "Doubt it."
Tyler: "Me and Seth are Team Puerto Rico, then, if we're going by nationality."
Seth: "... Okay."
Me: "... What am I?"
Jeremy: "... Ireland?"
Kyle: "So you two are Team Ireland? Sucks for you."
Jeremy: "Okay, so when was the last time France won a war all by themselves?"
Kyle: "... Whatever."
Chris: "Stop fighting, Christ. This is just a game. Okay, so, it's me, Joe, my dad, Aikawa, John, and Aikawa's parents over here. We're..."
Aikawa's Mom: "THE AXIS."
Chris: "... Okay."
Josh: "IF YOU'RE THE AXIS, THEN WE ARE THE ALLIES. Okay, so, it's me, Kyle, Jeremy, Rachel, Frankie's Boyfriend, Frankie, Tyler, Seth, Rachel's dad, and Jordan."
Aikawa's Mom: "BRING IT ON, KID."

While playing:

Chris: "*is sitting in snow uselessly*"
Kyle: "*kicks snow in Chris's face* FRANCE PREVAILS!"
Chris: "*tackles Kyle* WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!"

Josh: "... You just got beat by Chris. I told you France sucked."
Kyle: "I just got beat by Italy. I think I've finally lost all my dignity."
Chris: "DAMN RIGHT, YOU DID, FRENCHIE."

Jordan: "Gray, you need to participate."
Dad: "I am."
Jordan: "And how, exactly?"
Dad: "... Well..."
Jordan: "What are you, Italy?"
Joe: "I HEARD THAT! *throws snowball at Dad*"
Dad: "FUCK THAT BULLSHIT, KID, COME HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S REALLY DONE."

Oh, and then Chris's dad threw a snowball at me, so I started crying, and when he came close enough to apologize, I pushed down in the snow. Fuck yeah, Poland, Ireland just dominated you. And then Seth and John were virtually useless.

John: "So... is this WWII now?"
Seth: "I--"
Aikawa: "STOP FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY! *German cusses*"
John: "... I gotta go."
Seth: "Bye."

Frankie: "*throws snowball at Kyle*"
Kyle: "WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM."
Frankie: "Yeah, I just don't like France."
Kyle: "Americans."

And Tyler and Frankie's Boyfriend were in a huge battle, despite being on the same team xD

The end result:

Chris: "I'm tired, let's call it quits."
Josh: "OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE TIRED AND FORFEIT, SINCE YOU'RE ITALY."
Chris: "... It's 8 at night."
Josh: "Oh."
Chris: "Wait, so who won?"
Aikawa's Dad: "*on top hill* I PROCLAIM MYSELF FUHRER!"
Aikawa's Mom: "*clapping*"
Kyle: "... We just got our asses handed to us by two middle-aged Germans."
Josh: "YOU FUCKED IT UP."
Kyle: "ME?!"
Josh: "FRANCE WAS, IS, AND FOREVER WILL BE HORRIBLE AT WARFARE. WHY DID YOU PICK FRANCE?!"
Kyle: "BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FRENCHMAN, DAMN IT!"
Aikawa's Dad: "PRECISELY WHY YOU LOST!"

And I was in shock, because I've only ever seen Aikawa's dad reading a newspaper or eating dinner, or ranting about how great Germany is in a monotone. It got so dark we had to play with flashlights xD Most fun ever. Dad totally got into the game after getting pelted by Joe xD

You guys should play the game sometime, because it's seriously fun. Colonel would be Italy, Fullmetal would be Ireland... and I don't know Chibitan or Sour Milk Meanie.

Chibitan would be "Team Native American" and Milk Breath would join Team Italy. But then Team Italy would have the unfair advantage of a giant on their team.

According to Wikipedia, approximately 1% to 2% of the human population has red hair. I'm pretty sure I know a good portion of the people that make up that percentage.

... Too awesome.

Josh: "Hey, Rachel. Me and Kyle are bored. You and Jeremy wanna hang out with us? We're gonna pick up Frankie, too."
Me: "Yeah, sure. Why are you dressed up?"
Josh: "I just went to Church."
Dad: "... Josh. You look nice."
Josh: "Thanks?"
Dad: "If more people as attractive as you went to Church, I'd definitely be there every Sunday. You clean up very nice."
Josh: "... Um..."
Dad: "No, no, it was a compliment. You are a very appealing young man."
Kyle: "What about me?"
Dad: "You're a very pretty lady, Kyle."
Kyle: "... Merci, cherie."

And apparently he retaliated in French. 'Cherie' is only used when talking to a woman. Good one. And yeah, Josh is the epitome of 'cleans up nicely'. Seriously. I mean, ironed shirt, starched collar, tie, sweatervest, nice slacks... I never thought that combination could make anyone look good.

Ryan Ross wears sweatervests. Just saying.

Play practice today. I attend school with IDIOTS.

Teacher: "Ok, lie down on your belly like you're paddling out on the surfboard!"
Jason (One kid): "*lies down on his belly*"
Luke (Idiot): "*lies down on top of him*"
Teacher: "LUKE! >:O"

Then...
Teacher: "Wait, Jason, get on your hands and knees."
Jason: "...Okay...? *does so*"
Teacher: "Now, Luke, lie down on your back on his back."
Awkward =w=

THEN...
Colin and Rose (parents in the play) were like, backstage, and they were supposed to go onstage at a certain point. They didn't.
Teacher: "COLIN. ROSE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!"
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOH!"
Luke: "Looks like Midge isn't gonna be an only child for long!" (Midge is the daughter )
Other Jason: "LOOKS LIKE OL' CAP'N BILL IS GETTING SOME."
Teacher: "MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER! >:O"

Sounds awesome, Fullmetal. I also attend school with IDIOTS.

Random Kid During Study Hall: "WAIT, Rachel, who wrote The Great Gatsby?"
Me: "... Um..."
Josh: "Amateur question. F. Scott Fitzgerald, first published April 10, 1925."
Kid: "... Uh, thanks?"
Josh: "You should have known that. Everyone here graduated grade school. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed."
Me: "I didn't know that."
Josh: "... Yeah, but you're my friend. So it's cool."
Kid: "Oh, so it's not okay for me?"
Josh: "Wanna be friends?"
Kid: "... *walks away*"
Josh: "That's what I thought."

Guess where I'm going this summer.

Where? o.o

Moscow.

...Jordan's idea? o.o

You betcha'. "Come on, you guys! I wonder if my old house is still there... I'll show you where I lived from the ages of ten to fifteen!" No, I don't want to see Moscow in the summer. Russia is fucking cold. I want to swim and hang at Aikawa's beach house during the summer, not freeze my ass off.

We're going to Niagara Falls. I'd rather go to Moscow. =w=

Maybe we could switch places? xD No, I wouldn't want to make you spend time with my dad. Speaking of Dad, I was counting on his for back-up against this idea and he was like, "I think it's a good idea!" Traitor. And Jordan is now trying to teach me some Russian, and it's coming along horribly. Fuckin' Jeremy is picking it up quick, though. I'd rather spend the entire summer in France with Kyle than spend a couple weeks in Moscow with my makeshift family. And that's kind of saying something right there. Hell, I'd rather go to Italy with Chris!

My mom's going to Ireland without me. for the second year in a row >

I want to go to Ireland! O: At least I'd fit in there. Something tells me that I definitely won't fit in in Moscow. Just a hunch. And sorry to hear that :/ You should just ask her if you can go.

She's not bringing my sisters either, it's fine. :/ But you'd be surprised at the lack of gingers in Ireland XD

Nu-uh O: Okay, I officially belong nowhere. Just with my group of ginger friends. Damn it, we're moving to Sealand and making it a ginger country =_= I just decided it. Oh, and there's a British kid at my school Best part is that I think the guy's still stuck in the punk movement. He's really, really hot. He and Seth are friends...? I think.

Ah, nice XD